okay, technically I'm a serial killer

Hi Yuletide Author! Thank you so much for your patience, I'm sorry I didn't have this up before assignments went out. I'm a bit in over my head with all the fic exchanges and BBs I've signed up for right now, I completely lost track.

I really appreciate that you've offered to write for one of my fandoms. I can't wait to see what you come up with. Here are some further details!

DNW is basically sub/dom, bdsm, daddy kink, any extreme kinks (like vore or scat, etc), and extensive crossovers (obviously with something like ItSV, some bleed over of other Marvel characters wouldn't be out of place). Please no major character death (it's okay to reference deaths that have already happened canonically).

Likes:
In any of the fandoms, I'm happy for any rating. In general I tend to read Mature/Explicit fics, but I'm happy with other ratings, too. If there is porn, I prefer to it to have something to do with the story and/or character/relationship development, not just gratuitous stuff. (I'm fine with pwp, but I need *feelings* lol).
I'm all about goofy, fluffy, romantic tropes, like roommates, fake dating/marriage, trapped together and forced to reveal feelings, etc. I don't mind angst, but I have to have it end happily.

Into the Spider-Verse
(Any/all characters) -- aside from those specified in the tags, I'm happy to read about any or all of the characters from the film. I just love the universe and want more from it. As far as shippiness, I'd mostly like to avoid it. Like, I lowkey ship Miles/Gwen, but I prefer their friendship. Anything exploring their friendship, or the dynamic between Peter B. and Gwen, each of them facing the best friend/significant other that they lost in their own universe. In particular I wished that had been touched on a bit more--Peter B is, we know, canon 616 Peter, so we know he had a significant relationship with Gwen, and lost her, so why did he act like he didn't even recognise her?!
The one exception to shipping is that which I mentioned in my ao3 submission, the situation with Peter B Parker/Aaron Davis. Here are the links to the tumblr posts that first suggested it, to give you a better idea:
https://moku-youbi.tumblr.com/post/187214893310/christchex-dracophile-teapotsahoy
https://moku-youbi.tumblr.com/post/187470653985/broadwaytheanimatedseries-ittybittytatertot

If I had my choice, this would be my top pick for what to receive this yuletide, if you're on the fence with multiple ideas.


Genghis Khan -- Miike Snow Music Video
As mentioned in my request, I'm happy with just about anything with these two. The UST before Gold Nose revealed his feelings, any *almost* moments between them. Is the video literal, or metaphorical? You could explore what really happened when Gold Nose released Secret Agent. Or what happened after, how did this lead to an actual relationship. Is Gold Nose reformed or does he still do his villainy and the two of them just agree not to engage with one another? Basically I'm happy with anything exploring the relationship. They've got some serious sexual tension, though, so I'd love to see that as a part of it, whether there's actual sex on screen, or not.
This is something I'd be okay with slight AUs or canon divergence, and feel free to give them suitable names.


Revenge
(Nolan Ross and Emily Thorne)
This is a couple I ship, though I'm okay with seeing them as just very close friends, too. Post series is preferable, but I really am flexible. I just love how much they trust one another and the lengths Nolan is willing to go to for Emily, even when it goes against everything he believes in. I'd love an AU ending where Emily and Nolan work together to right wrongs together. I was never big into Jack, but I don't hate him, either, so I guess I'd be okay with an OT3, as it was obvious Nolan was seriously into him. Maybe them as a Leverage-esque team working together. Who they've found to go after next. Plotty is great, but quiet character stuff is great, too. Or just porn! Or all three :D

Please feel free to leave anon questions, if you have any!

First off, thanks for writing for me! I haven't had the best luck with authors in the past--in fact they've pretty much always dropped out last minute and left me to the pinch-hitters, so, if there's something here that's just not working for you, please try to let me know and I can try to give you alternate ideas that might not be as daunting!

So, in general I prefer mature/explicit ratings. I'm fine with angst as long as it has a happy ending, and I enjoy fluff, but it has to be realistic to the characters and tone of the original canon. I hate cheating in any form and I really don't want to see the characters of my pairing engaging in romantic or sexual relationships with anyone outside the pairing (negotiated polyamory is a different story). Characterisation is probably the single most important aspect to me out of everything. I love world-building and all kinds of ridiculous tropes like fake dating, or not realising they're basically a couple until someone comments on it, bed-sharing leading to sex, enemies to lovers, and so on. As far as kinky stuff goes, I'm down for almost anything that's not spanking or non-canon typical violence. Biting and scratching in the heat of passion, sure. Also love when characters are so desperate for each other they can barely get to the actual sex before they're coming, lots of pawing at each other and rubbing and humping, but I do like penetrative sex above other types (which isn't to say I'm not down to see other forms, but I'd like penetrative included as well, if that's the case, if at all possible--except when otherwise mentioned below.) I like come-marking and coming inside, messy sex, realistic sex, laughing during sex, rough sex (but more out of desperation than intention or desire to hurt one another, unless otherwise mentioned below).
DO NOT WANT and BDSM or any D/s stuff at ALL.

Hysteria (2011) Charlotte Dalrymple/Mortimer Granville -- I thought this movie was just adorable and the chemistry between these two was crackling, but considering the topic of the movie, we got an incredibly chaste ending. I'd DIE to see some sexy times between these two. Charlotte leading Mortimer in bed, teaching him how to please a woman OR Mortimer "researching" with Victorian pornography gifted to him by Lord Edmund, blushing like a madman but learning how to please Charlotte, and surprising the hell out of her (in a good way) when they go to bed together. Happy, non-complicated, sexy as hell fluffy smut is what I'm looking for with this pairing!

Live Free or Die Hard (2007) John McClane/Matt Farrell -- I love this pairing so much, I've tried my hand at a it a few times myself. They had such a great chemistry with one another in the film, and I love the idea of someone who's been through hell with McClane sticking with him afterwards. The two of them recovering together, John being continuously surprised that Matt keeps hanging around no matter what he says or does. And John coming to terms with his attraction to Matt and what it means for him, as such a conservative, redblooded man's man, but I like the idea of him not really having a freakout over it--I mean, he's John McClane, he's faced death how many times?? Is he really going to breakdown over his sexuality? Love teasing Matt and straight-faced but secretly infatuated John. Meeting the family is also a fun possibility, and if you're looking for more of a plot, something where the two of them end up working together, Matt doing computer stuff for the PD or FBI or something, or maybe just as his roommate (where Matt just never went home afterwards) and the two of them ending up in another ridiculous life and death situation and finally reveal their feelings/attraction.

Nero Wolfe by Rex Stout - Nero, Archie, Saul, Fritz -- I put all the characters for flexibility on my part, but I don't need them all included, I'm also happy with any others you might wish to include in the background. I've got Fritz on there because he's got such a fun dynamic with Nero et al, but I don't ship him with anyone. Feel free to take it or leave it and use him as the situation requires-or not at all! As for the others, I'd love either Nero/Archie or Archie/Saul. I'm a Nero/Archie OTP girl--anything with the two of them snarking at each other, and Archie pushing all of Nero's buttons would be great. I don't NEED smut, but I'd like it, with Nero being so insecure in every aspect, and Archie just blithely pushing forward, loving how flustered Nero gets over having his space invaded, being touched, having his belongings moved around, his routine mixed up, etc. Just, over all, the deep love and trust between them that remains unspoken but implicit. With these two, given Nero's issues, if you're writing first time smut between these two, I doubt penetrative sex would happen. Alternately, I'd be down for some pure Archie/Saul smut. These are two good looking, smart ass guys both constantly vying for Nero's approval and trying to one up each other. That could be a fun aspect to explore in a sexy way!

The Pretender Jarod/Miss Parker -- One of my old school OTPs and I just can't get enough of these two. We really got left high and dry with these two, so anything that could finally give them both a happy ending, safe and separate from wreckage and ruin of The Centre. Miss Parker is so wounded, but really desperate for Jarod to give her a reason she can hang on to to drag her away from that life. She's really wavering thanks to what she's learned of her mother. And Jarod, searching in her for the sign of the girl that he loved, knowing the good and really longing to be with her, but unwilling to give up his search for truth and making up for all the things he's done. How could these two end up with their Happily Ever After? I'm happy to see how it happens, or the aftermath, with their domestic life after--mostly happy, but both still dealing with the past that haunts them. Maybe starting a family or finding one. Fluff (and smut) are great, but I imagine there'd still be a bit of underlying angst involved. I also think that canonically Miss Parker is rough in bed and Jarod is likely down for anything, so a bit more violence and pleasure from inflicting/receiving pain is okay, but still not BDSM levels.

Feel free to ask any questions as an anon below and I'll respond when I see them! You can also send anon asks on tumblr, where I'm more likely to read/respond in a timely manner. http://moku-youbi.tumblr.com/ !

So, I suck at remembering birthdays, but LJ helps out a lot. So, for all my flisters here, I like to write birthday drabbles. Unfortunately, by the time LJ notifies me, I don't have a lot of time to write them/get them ready to post. So. If you're on my flist, please respond to this post with what fandom/pairing/any addition prompt you'd like when it comes time for your birthday, and then I can be prepared!

Thanks to Hannibal fandom, I've finally given in to the horrifying new world that is tumblr. I resisted for so long, but if I want to be involved, I know I have little choice. I've written a few things for that fandom--a couple short fics, and one long fic that's nearly finished (and OMG, IDEK what to do with myself, it's sort of incredibly popular, like on the first page of AO3 Hannigram by kudos and comments, wtf is this??!?)
Anyway, if any of you are on tumblr and into Hannibal (or any of my other random fandoms) please look me up. It would be great to see some familiar faces over there! Same name as here: http://moku-youbi.tumblr.com/
Hope to see some of you!

Title: Maestro Who
Pairing: Spencer/Brendon pre-slash
Rating: PG (for language)
Word Count: 19000
Summary: Maestro takes Spencer to the Entertainment System of the 5th Great and Bountiful Human Empire, but not everything there is as it should be, and an illness is spreading among the wealthy inhabitants surrounding the dance planet of Terpsichoran. In which there are even more costume changes, and we delve a bit more into Maestro's history.
Author's Note: This is a Doctor Who fusion, but at this point there are no DW characters. Little to no knowledge of the Doctor Who universe necessary.

http://archiveofourown.org/works/2003325

Now that I'm writing again, I need a beta reader again. My wife usually does it for me, but with a toddler demanding our attention, the opportunities are few and far between. I've got about 32k of Brencer fic that I need Beta'd, as the second "episode" in the series I'm working on, following The Maestro and Mister Smith. Please let me know if you're interested. I know not a lot of people hang around here very much anymore, but it's worth a try!

Has anyone else seen this bullshit?

http://www.altpress.com/features/entry/panic_the_musical_is_not_what_you_think_it_is

Look, I've definitely hoped for the day when My Chem or Panic! might follow in the footsteps of Green Day and make a musical, but I cannot *believe* the utter gall of these assholes who've decided to take it upon themselves to use their songs and try to get it on broadway without the involvement or even the permission of the band in question. It's disgusting, and I hope they get their pants sued off them.

These pieces have spoilers for the fic, so I suggest you check it out here, and check out the challenge, at the comm polybigbang

Three pieces, ( behind the cut )

Of course the Spock/Kirk/Uhura summary at polybigbang is the one that caught my eye.
This story was a lot of fun to do art for. I almost felt guilty, because I feel like it deserved better art than I was able to give. Ideally, I would have loved to illustrate several scenes, but this is one the author, copperplate suggested, and once she did, I had to agree that it was perfect. I decided to do the final scene in the form of a comic strip. I included 3 copies of the final piece. It's mixed media, and the scan didn't really show the fabric of the other planet, or the glitter in the sky. I ended up taking a few photos of it, which I think do a bit better job of showing all the detail.

Check out the fic on AO3 here

The art is ( behind the cut )

No one in my real world is really into Panic!, so I figured I'd come over here to see people's reactions to the full album, only there's nothing about it. Such a bummer. I still think of bandom as my main fandom, but it sort of doesn't exist now :/