Oh, Japan...

My new camera is the love of my life. This thing is ridiculous. It has, like, eight billionty modes with the best Engrish descriptions ever.

Portrait "the tone of the soft whole and the beautiful skin tone"
Sport "suitable for shoot of a moving object"
Night "the landscape of night and clear shot of illumination"
Baby "It's suitable for a baby for the natural skin tones without flashes"
Anti-stain(blur)"Camera shiver and a movement subject stain (blur) are reduced"
Natural light "The natural environment is possessed without flashes"
Beach "When shooting the beach it's crispy and a clear shot and a made thing are colored, and it's clearer"
Floral "Get a shot clearer than a floral one, so, it's effective"
Party "It's suitable to shoot an indoor event"
Art museum "A flash, sound and oneself, the timer lamp is off"
Snow "It's suitable to shoot a snowy situation"
Fireworks "A clear shot of fireworks with a slow shutter dashes"
Text "Get a shot clearer than the one of the letter, so, it's effective"
Sunset "To make the color clearer and shoot sunset"

Meanwhile, spyfic is at 11,880 words, and Ryan's just about to show up, *finally.* I hate writing without one of the boys around...
Anyway, this thing is going to be ridic, just be forewarned. I can't write historical fiction to save my life, so the language is going to be anachronistic. And I can't write spy fic to save my life, so in general, the story will be lame.
You've now been warned.

Also, people who don't like my music are stupid.
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